Episodes
1: Jurassic Park
Does Jurassic Park pass the Bechdel test? Should the credits have a dino rap? Does Seth think all children are stupid? Loosen up that tie you're wearing and find out.
2: The Wizard Of Oz
We delve deep into biting questions like; Why didn't the water bucket get its own movie? Old woman or lima bean? Was Theodore Lion robbed? Go ahead and undo that top button while you find out.
3: Twister
Head on down to the storm cellar and give this here podcast a listen as we answer your burning questions like; Does Seth remember UHD DVDs? Does Hollywood understand the power of corn? Dustin = fickle? Slap on a pair of those 90s butt jeans and find out.
4: Back To The Future
Great Scott! This discussion is heavy. Does the time travel work? Is Marty an idiot? Would Doc use a cybertruck today? Take off your pants and we'll put them on our hope chest.
5: 30 Rock
Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking! Who birthed 30 Rock; The Muppets or SNL? Can Seth get through the entirety of the Rural Juror? Will these idiots deliver a single Jenna line correctly? Slip out of that Robot Bear Talk Show costume because I-want-to-go-to-there if you know what I mean.
6: Titanic
Oh, this episode is beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this? But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end. Why is Bill Paxton a blonde? How many people does Rose kill? Why did we talk so much about Billy Zane? Unlace that corset and listen up because men have something to say about this boat.
7: Iron Man
This podcast was built in a CAVE... with a BOX of SCRAPS! Is this movie pro-war? Which Rhodey is hotter? Is Dustin ready to take on the whole Marvel Cinematic Universe? Put your hand inside my chest, Ms. Potts, and find out.
8: The Brady Bunch Movie
But Jan, you don't have any podcast listeners. What makes the Brady girls better than the Brady boys? Does this movie have a plot? Tiger... What ever happened to that dog? Put on your headphones and open wide because we gotta show you something called a French kiss.
9: When A Stranger Calls
The call is coming from inside the podcast. Is it important to know that the main character can run? College boys have interior design skills? Will Seth choke Dustin with a phone cord over their scores? Stop kissing my boyfriend and give this episode a listen.
10: Silence Of The Lambs Part 1
Our first threesome! Does Jodie Foster inspire presidential assassinations? How many layers of skin suits is too much? What's the best way to keep you kids from being kidnapped? Tuck that thing you got and give this a listen.
11: Silence Of The Lambs Part 2
Megan continues the search for the notorious Buffalo Bill. When will these three open their SOTL pop up bar? Is there a Shrek musical to SOTL pipeline? How will they work a conversation about Pauly Shore into this? Slip out of that human skin suit and slip in those earbuds.
12: The Thing
They found this podcast buried under the ice. What will the next Thing remake be? How real is that snow? Who is that? Huh? What? Download this episode before you cut yourself off in the desolation of Antarctica.
13: War Of The Worlds (2005)
Is it the terrorists?! No, just Seth and Dustin. Mighty morphin' alien ships? A misuse of Amy Ryan? Zombies on stage? Let's get you out of those human-ash covered clothes and into this episode.
14: The Muppet Movie
Get in! We're going to Hollywood! What is a muppet? How many times will Seth bring up the Muppets Christmas Carol? Are these two guys both bad at Kermit impressions? Hit play and stick your hand up there to find out.
15: Iron Man 2 & Thor
You know, for a homeless guy, this podcast is pretty ripped. Is Phase One jingoistic? Is a trill all is takes to win Dustin over? Does Thor have as nice of a body as Seth? Grab that big hammer of yours and start listening.
16: Ordinary People
Domestic drama alert! Is Mary Tyler Moore shafted as the bad mom? Will Seth ever remember M Emmet Walsh's full name? Do these idiots make light of a very serious issue? Cut your brotherly boat trip short and give this episode a listen.
17: Promising Young Woman
It's raining podcasts! Would you help a friend hide a body? Why does Cassie have a job? Can Schmidt ever be seen as more than Schmidt? Go home with a nice guy and put on this episode to set the mood.
18: Contact
Why listen to one podcast when you could listen to two for twice the price? Will McConaughey surpass his How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days recognition? Are these idiots media-literate? Can we bend the rules of the Bechdel test? Whip out your Very Large Array and hit play.
19: Return To Oz
She Jack my Pumpkinhead until I Gump. Can the Wheelers commit murder? Does this movie qualify as body horror? Why, Disney, why? Help the Nome King get his rocks off by listening to this episode!
20: Spirited
We're full of that Christmas podcast spirit! Can Seth pull off a surprise podcast guest? Should villains sound like they're from Wisconsin? Did Scooby-Doo get Christmas Caroled? Get your haunting off to a... humpy start with this episode!
21: Wicked
It's our live Wicked Christmas special spectacular! Was Madame Morrible doing much more than breaking wind? Does the soundtrack do Jonathan Bailey dirty? Will Dustin see Wicked a seventh time? Ditch that frock/coat, that froat, and listen.
22: Some Like It Hot
We're an odd couple, too. Did this kill the Hollywood production code? Do we need to see all of Marilyn's salacious globes? Who should be in a dragged-up remake? Put on a bad wig and take a shot every time we say "looney bin."
23: Jennifer's Body
Rumor? RUMOR?! It's ON the podcast. Why does the teacher have a hook hand? Did wearing 2 to 3 layers as a top look cool? How big does Hollywood think a small town is? Stay home, sit on a bag of frozen peas, and give it a listen.
24: Captain America: The First Avenger & The Avengers
This marks the point where Dustin ascend to a Marvel fan. Who woke the giant that napped in America? Jones or Tucci; who stole the show? Will Dustin ever appreciate Tony Stark? Hit pause of the scene where Chris Evans turns into a supersoldier and hit play on this episode.
25: The Last Picture Show
The audience wishes this was the Last Podcast Show. Is Dustin some kind of sexual deviant for liking this movie? Does Jacy's mom got it going on? Will Cloris Leachman ever get that orgasm? Hows about we drive over to Wichita Falls for a pool party and listen together.
26: Man On The Moon
This episode features a live appearance from Andy Kaufman! Does anybody remember "Fridays"? Did Jim Carrey go too far? Tony Clifton worked with the Muppets? Go ahead and listen to this episode while you wrestle some women.
27: Dinotopia
"Find the podcast." Remember when Hallmark made things besides generic Christmas movies? Is it okay to be racist if it's targeted at a dinosaur? How long can Seth talk about paleontological inaccuracies? Snuggle up to the Mayor's daughter in a Skybax nest and turn on this episode.
28: What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?
I've recorded a podcast to Daddy. Where can we by a Baby Jane doll? Does this movie pass the Brenda test? Y'all wanted a twist? Climb out of that wheelchair and onto my lap and we'll listen together.
29: George Of The Jungle
The podcast goes to the African jungle to find ourselves. Does this movie count as a fantasy film? Why is George so oiled up? Does it really matter where toucans are from? Lift up that buttflap and turn on this episode.
30: Eraserhead
Splooge. What is the black spaghetti stuff? How'd they do the baby monster thing? Can we remake this movie with Mr. Bean, please? Lean in close to the radiator and hear this episode.
31: Mommie Dearest
Tina! Bring me the podcast! Is there anything worse than Christina's wig? How could someone dislike Faye Dunaway's performance? How did the wire hanger get there in the first place? You know where to find the boys and the booze and this episode.
32: Iron Man 3 & Thor: The Dark World
Proof that Dustin Reckling has a heart. Did Katy Perry cause climate change? Is Tony Stark a republican? Is Darcy more important than Thor? I'll go grab a crowbar to get you out of that suit and into this episode.
33: Call Me By Your Name
Because I wanted you to know... about this podcast. Should actual gay guys have been cast? Should you read the book's sequel? What is Armie Hammer? Hollow out a peach and hit play!
34: The Secret Of NIMH
The prequel podcast to Scored For Your Pleasure 2: Timmy To The Rescue. Why the hell is there a magical amulet? Are the rats... sexy? What's wrong with Seth's audio? (sorry y'all) Forget your dead mouse husband and come get with us.